A Parody of Reverend Lowery's Inaugural Benediction

The original benediction:

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around -- (laughter) -- when yellow will be mellow -- (laughter) -- when the red man can get ahead, man --(laughter) -- and when white will embrace what is right.

And my benediction...

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day...

When the Taliban are not Sacred Cows again.

When political correctness will not infect us.

When our Constitution trumps Congress' intrusion.

When our gas will not be taxed.

When the dead man does not give up his bread, man.

When our president is born a resident.

When a platitude has some facts, dude.

When family values trumps tranny values.

When the Left will not resort to theft.

When the Center will choose a gender.

And when the Right will put up a fight.

Amen!