Cokehead Comedian Party Officially Takes Over Congress

As you can tell, I haven't got around to adding much of anything on Social Surgery for a while. In part, this is because my new job has given me very little free time, and also, because I've grown tired of what it has become.

As the title may suggest, I, your doctor, will no longer prescribe my patients with sugar to make the medicine go down. You will enjoy shock therapy a lot more. If you grow weary of my disregard for the Fairness Doctrine, you can always check out Bill O'Reilly's No Spine Zone. After all, results may vary.

So how about that Cokehead Comedian Party?

On the first day as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi managed to turn Congress into a day care center, proclaiming that this Congress will be "about the children." If she is implying rights for children to abort each other, then I certainly see her point.

Unless of course she referred to the other way the Democrats have been known to use hangers - by collectivization of wealth in exchange for an explosion of welfare programs that produce the exact opposite of its stated intentions, creating a lazy society of deadbeats that leech off anyone who makes an honest living. Already, there have been talks of tax hikes before the “first hundred hours” of the Great Leap Forward.

So it may help if I give you some history behind the “first hundred hours.” The term is a reference to a promise Franklin Roosevelt made to combat the Great Depression during his “first hundred days” as president. Little were you taught, FDR went on to fight unemployment like none other – by primarily drafting the unemployed into World War II.

After giving us a masculine bicep flex, the Wicked Witch of the West went on to further recognize the “arrogant white male” with a sinister comment about going “from the kitchen to Congress.” Anyone who knows the difference between Nancy Pelosi and apple pie knows all too well that she has lived a privileged life from the get-go. She was born into a political family, as the daughter and sister of mayors in Baltimore.

The congressional circus is expected to be followed by tampering with a robust economy with a massive minimum wage hike, and more importantly, blockage of a much-needed troop increase in Iraq. The sheeple may not have voted for cut and run, but a more effective strategy in Iraq. Sadly, it looks as though cut and run is not “off the table.”

As the president prepares to unveil his new plan for Iraq, he should expect plenty of resistance from the defeatists. Joe Biden and Harry Reid have predictably rushed to judgement against a troop increase. Why, you ask? Because they want to lose the war. But rather than show their true colors, they hide behind such decorated slogans as “phased redeployment”

In other words, put down your guns and surrender, but only after enough American troops get killed.